The need to be like oh yeah, they were interested in my first but has to settle for second best you know. Iike ew

My mom was about to pull one of these at a friend’s wedding. Because she told my mom she would be a bridesmaid but then she wasn’t and it was another colleague they both know. And she said the other lady makes a better maid of honor because she quite literally introduced her to him. I think it was at a dance practice. She said something like: “Oh I know you split up with your long time partner but I’d like you to meet my dance partner at dance class!”. And my mom was confused not knowing who would be a bridesmaid! I guess her friend was so over the moon happy she was being erratic. My mom ended up wearing the ugliest couch/curtain dress imo. She went for an off white/white dress with big red and pink roses printed on it. Her friend’s daughters liked the dress so much they asked to borrow it for their 18th birthday while I told her she looked like Kim Kardashian couch dress part two. Except the dress had some structure.

Hey, I think you’re really funny and have great potential, but I’ve noticed you do this thing a lot where you repeat what the imaginary person says back for context. I feel like it detracts from the realism and comedy a bit and is unnecessary. No one does this IRL. It’s fun to fill in the gaps, and your observations are good enough that it’s not needed. So instead of saying “how do I know the bride?” you could just say “oh, I’ve known her longest…”. We’ll know what’s going on from the caption. I feel like Caitlin Riley gets this really right, her short about being in a zoom social over lockdown does it amazingly. Totally fine if you disagree, I just watch a lot of these sorts of videos.

He’s got lots of money and he’s imaginar…he’s working that day, he’s a…company owner.

Hen party? Are we chickens